I'm Corey. I'm 18 and live in Massachusetts. I love life. If you want to know more, check out my 'about me' section.



I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”


Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it


shaboogami asked
what is the greatest book series of all time

50 Shades, obviously.

9pm: "I'm going to bed now."

10pm: "I'm going to bed now."

11pm: "I'm going to bed now."

12am: "I'm going to bed now."

1am: "I'm going to bed now."

2am: "I'm going to bed now."

3am: "FUCK."

4am: "FUCK."

5am: "OKAY."



everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

(Source: merakiandmelaninlove)